Cooter Crickets
noun. object. rolled bits of toilet paper stuck on your p-b-s due to unsatisfactory wiping techniques. can also be called “cootie crickets” as in the old sled dogg song “crotch cooties and cooter crickets forever.”
go take a bath babe, you’re crawlin with cooter crickets!
same as “crabs” or a std.
joe: hey that girl is pretty bangin!
nick: i wouldn’t touch her cuz i here she has cooter crickets!
crabs contained in the cooter.
ml has some sick -ss cooter crabs.
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