cooze cruise


a quest undertaken by (usually) a group of two or more males, while going out on the town to scope out various females, to score p-ssy and partake in a little skeezing by the end of the evening.

the ultimate boys night out party, especially if all partic-p-nts get a piece of the action.

see also: beaver hunt
“pack your bags boys, we’re goin on a cooze cruise tonight!”

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