cop


a person who was picked on in high school that ends writing tickets for a living to feel better about themselves as an adult.
dude, your such a nerd, you should totally become a cop.
to get, recieve, purchase, steal, or have
yo im about to cop a drink, want one?
1. an officer of the law.
2. to obtain
are you a cop? no? aight, lemme cop summa dat weed.
a tv show that films police arresting very small-time criminals.

example of tactics used:

a) a group of 5 tough-looking undercover officers ask a skinny little kid to buy $10 worth of weed. they then arrest him. who wouldn’t buy a bag of weed if you thought it would save you from being murdered by a group of thugs?

b) prost-tutes asking men if they want a $5 f-ck. then arresting them. i’d pay any half-decent chick $5 for a f-ck.
that sort of behaviour is called ‘entrapment’ in australia…none of that sh-t would ever hold up in court.
an -sshole in uniform.
the following joke ill-strates the perfect example:

a woman was running late for work. she zooms along an overp-ss. unbeknownst to her, a cop seeking to make his quota in order to be promoted to prime -sshole is hiding behind a billboard at the end of the overp-ss; he measures her speed with a radar gun, takes off after her and pulls her over.

“where’s the fire?”
“what fire? i’m late to work.”
“is that so? what do you do?”
“i’m a r-ct-m stretcher.”
“how do you do that?”
“i work all my fingers in until i have both hands all the way inside, then i stretch out the r-ct-m until it’s a big -sshole.”
“and what, may i ask, do you do with a big -sshole?”
“i put him behind a billboard on an overp-ss and give him a radar gun.”
a police officer, derived from the word “copper”, which is what police officers were slangly called when their badges were made of copper.
-d-mn cop gave me a ticket, i f-cking hate him.

-d-mn cop took my yay, i f-cking hate him.

-d-mn cop shot my -ss for robbing that liqour store. i f-cking hate him.
a television show in which the bad guys signal during a chase.
d-mn n-gg- i gotta lose these cops, but i’ll at least let them know which way i’m turning!
police officers, the term cop is a shortened form of copper, which was used to describe police officers on account of their copper badges.
run, the coppers are coming!

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