Copiague

a small hamlet on the south sh-r- of long island. no one ever knows where copiague is exactly though they have heard the name.
ethnically and socially diverse. its a pretty chill place.

awesome people come from copiague, if you come from copaigue you are probably cool, funny, entertaining, and usually not complete dumb -sses or all of the above.

divided into even small neighborhoods, there is the venice, copaigue harbor (where tools and rich people usually live that don’t let their kids -ssociate with public school kids), amity harbor, the styxs, north amityville up past sunrise highway, and a bunch of other neighborhoods.
“did you know he was from copiague?”
“really? some ballin’ -ss n-gg-s come from copiague.”
one of the most boringest places in the world unless you have good friends and a car to get the f-ck out of there. everyones a wannabe gangsta and wishes they lived in da bronx even though theyd probably get shanked up there. the south part, the venice and copiague harbor, is full of lacrosse playing deuchebags and stereotypical white girls who try to act deuces and then have the f-cking nerve to day our part of towns “the ghetto”. “the gheto” is north copiague where all the polish, salvi, and dominican ppl live and is supposedly so dangerous even though everyone plays f-ckin ddd at night like losers. everyone is basically pretty smart but dont give a sh-t and most of the the money goes to buying golfcarts for the middle and high school where we all learn. alot of people go to good schools (columbia, harvard, yale, cornell, nyu, duke, etc…) but a quarter of the school goes to n-ssua county community college and then balme the school when they drop out. tanner park smells bad and is the boringest sh-t ever where all american wasps hang out even though theyre actually catholic. everyone owns a sidekick and atleast a pair a nikes or converses and maybe a coach bag. wannabe compton or the hamptons depending on who you are.
mark: hey sylwia where do you live?

sylwia: cabota, like near north copiague, near the high school.

mark: f-ck you live in the ghetto polish sh-t (tries to sound gangsta)

sylwia: what the h-ll…
a small hamlet where dumb -ss mother f-ckers are harbored. mostly p-ssy -ss teenaged latino americans posing that they gang bangin, souped up 1990 honda civic, balla’s. the demographics are not limited to hispanics, but also includes white boys who wish they were afro american, and afro americans who originated as nomads and found land to settle on jackin’ it from the native americans, hence the name copiague.
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