cord


a tall, big, intimidating, muscley, acrobatic, cuddley friend giant :]
“wow that guy looks big and scary” “oh dont worry hes just cord”

“big people sometimes scare me” “well yeah but this guy isnt anyone hes cord”
a very uncoordinated person that always falls, trips, and is generally uncoordinated. they usually run in packs and are made fun of by people with coordination.
john: hey did you see how cord james is?
phil: yeah, i can’t believe he tripped over that pebble.
john: thats embarrasing
a person who never cut the cord attached to his mother who constantly gets made fun of for being afraid to man up and secretly likes it.

synonymous with p-ssy.
a: “man he’s just taking that verbal abuse from that girl.”

b: “i think he likes it”

a: “what a cord!”
veins connecting t-st-cl-s to the p-n-s
a: do your cords ever hurt?
b: no, like how?
a: like a heavy throbbing sensation
b: sounds like blue b-lls
another word for clothes
sweet cords blud
a term which one can only understand whilst on shrooms.
sam: don’t go upstairs, its not cordly
ryan: bad cords
sam: scary cords
ryan: soo …cord?
a cord is 128 cubic feet of wood stacked tightly. ( 3.625 cubic meter )
this is typically stacked 4’ high by 4’ wide by 8’ long (4x4x8). (fyi reference: typical full size pick-up, bed level, will hold ½ cord.)

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