Cordened Off


an unfortunate occurrence where an area or room becomes inaccessible due to a certain portly ‘comedian’ standing in the entrance and or exit routes.
gary: hey man, you gonna go check out the buffet?

frank: that’s a no can do on that one, that area’s been cordened off.

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