corkin’ your screws


verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.
1. dave: hey, tim, look over there! it’s radiohead!
tim: really?! where????
dave: nah, i’m just corkin’ your screws.
tim: f-ck you.

2. sam: hey where were rachel and ben last night?
emily: she was corkin’ his screws.
sam: …

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