Corkscrew


n. a s-xual hand gesture similar to fingering, the shocker, fisting, the whacker, etc. this term could be separated into two groups: the doing and the signal.
doing: you begin by taking your hand and crossing your index and pointer finger. this is the simple corkscrew. for added pleasure you can do the “west side” hand gesture and cross your middle and ring finger forming a corkscrew. the corkscrew can also be combined to perform the juice-producing shocker-corkscrew combo. to do this move, you insert your “corkscrew” finger combo into a female’s v-g-n-l opening and b-tt. this can work for gay’s too, but me not being gay, i do not know any other way it can pleasure a gay man other than the b-tt hole. as you insert the corkscrew into a women’s many openings, you move your corkscrew as if you were unscr-w-ng a wine bottle, or scr-w-ng a screw into a piece of wood.
signal: this could be used as a means of communication to other males, to communicate to them that a smoking hot broad is approaching, or that a certain women’s outfit, or s-xual movements has created stimulation in your p-n-s. this is similar to the whacker and finger in the hole signal.

v. to corkscrew, either slowly, forcefully,or beautifully
hey man, last night i corkscrewed this tight b-tch!

dude, check out that sl-t in the skimpy outfit. (the girl is so hot you pop instantly in your trousers)
you:(signaling using corkscrew)
friends: man your so cool
hot girl: hey i like the way you corkscrew, wanna show me more.
result: you just scored major p-ssy!
when a male crosses his fingers and shoves them into a female’s v-g-n- for s-xual pleasure.
“jim crossed his fingers for good luck before shoving them into jane’s warm, sweet v-g-n- to cork screw her”
a s-xual position. it is when the male lays flat on his back with his erection standing straight up, while the female has her v-g-n- on top of his erected p-n-s and spins 360 on his erection. then the female pops off the males erection quickly (as if she were a corkscrew top) and the male c-ms everywhere (like the foam coming out of the cork bottle). ergo, this is the “corkscr-w-ng” action is occurring.
chuck: “dude, me and my lady corkscrewed so fast lastnight,
my d-ck exploded.”
phil: “aw man, i hate when that happens.”
a variation of the shocker , except you cross your middle and index fingers and insert them into the v-g-n- while inserting the pinky into the -n-s
my girl was tired of the old shocker so i decided she was ready for the corkscrew.
cross your fingers, middle over index. twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. with practice, you’ll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you’ll be able to bore through wood.
a vaguely s-xual maneuver in which 2 (or more?) dudes in dayz align their bodies and synchronize roll.
that dayz streaming video took a turn for the perverse when deagen and phy started corkscr-w-ng like crazy.
a s-xual maneuver that women love. it is when you pull enough of your p-n-s out of the p-ssy to get a hand on, grab your shaft, whilst still inside the female, and grind your c-ck around inside her like a corkscrew. if the p-n-s is long enough the woman should be rather satisfied.
guy #1: d-mn man! what happened to your back? it looks as if you’ve been mauled by a mountain lion!!

guy#2: nah man. it’s nothing like that….. i nailed the old lady with the corkscrew last night. as u can see, she loved it.

guy #1: aah!

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