Corn Gnome
corn gnome(s) is a single gnome or a group of gnomes that live in your colon. they take the chewed up corn out of your p–p and put it back in your p–p; in whole kernels.
lore has it that they do it for a more festive bowel moving experience.
you had corn on the cob last night, you remember chewing your food well but there is whole kernels of corn in your p–p; “it was the corn gnomes.”
you haven’t ate corn in almost a week but, you have whole kernels of corn in your p–p; “it was the corn gnomes”. they keep some stashed away, so when you haven’t ate corn in a while they have something to do when they get bored.
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