corndoged
the act of someone sticking something up someones b-tthole
-two boys fighting under water”
jack: frank! you just corndoged me with your finger!
frank: i know, hehe.
literally getting a skateboard shoved up your -n-s.
common examples include a skater attempting a trick off of a:
stair set, ledge, rail, or anything else high enough to rip your b-lls off, and ends up getting blasted in the: nuts, r-ct-m, scr-t-m, taint, etc.
so basically your a little wiener impaled by stick. (just like a cordog).
now all you need is a little mustard.
cool guy: wo what happend to you.
corndog: oh ya i got corndoged trying to frontside flip this 12 set.
cool guy: wow that sucks.
corndog: ya i gotta scar look…
cool guy: we’re not friends anymore.
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