Cornelius Fish
the ent-ty on which anything can be blamed. based on the 19th century french gentleman cornelius poisson, who allegedly was part of a syndicate of operatives who throughout history have been behind some of the greatest horrors and plagues in our world, such as statistics and the black plague. he supposedly got -ssasinated doing what he did best with his right hand, in the place he loved the most, the opera house. some say there is a hidden statue of him somewhere in the sewers of paris guarded by rats still carying the bubonic plague and rabies.
“i drove over my cat. d-mn you, cornelius fish!”
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