cornothologist


a person who has devoted their lives to the study of every type of corn. also a religion; cornothy, the worship of corn. many people have devoted their lives to coernothy, in which you have to memorize every type of corn existing to man kind to be considered enlightened by the gods of coern.
i want to be a cornothologist when i grow up!

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