cornuism manifesto
the plot by corn farmers and the fda to take over the world through the growth of corn and the manufacturing of high fructose corn syrup. these greedy b-st-rds are soaking up our youth in obesity caused by their unhealthy food products. they also feed the corn to the animals that are m-ss produced that we ever so blindly eat. eventually, there will be no healthy food and the corn will rule us all. the food system is taking over… be fat or die.
f-ck, i’m so hungry p-ss me my cornsoda
the cornuism manifesto has made me hate my greedy country
cornuism manifesto will destroy america long before any president is able to do so
hide your children.. wait.. it’s all full of corn
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