coroner
someone who investigates dead bodies that were probably murdered. they investigate dead bodies that look like they didnt die a “natural” death.
notorious b.i.g. says “call the coroner!” in his song “warning” because he’s talking about how he’s gonna kill some fools coming after him for his money.
a forensics wroker who removes the bodies from the scene of the murder, and who also determines the cause of death and time of death by examining the outer and inner sections of the coprse. most of the time the coroner will expirence m-ssive amounts of blood and gore, so the weak of stomach need not apply.
man, csi last night was vicious but it was so grusom when that coroner slit that dead guys ribs with a bone saw.
noun:
1;someone that fancies stale rump masculine love from a non-resistant cadaver,
2; a place to send someone when they have been a bada bada boyo
3; a person working i the medical field with dead patients becuase there is a less chance of being sued by a patient that is dead
tippy toeing into a room smelling of embalming fluid and growing the largest erection you can (2 1/2 cm) and then ramming it into the first specimens rear end that has a target painted on it
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