corporate hitchhiking
corporate hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. all this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. you may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down
jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.
joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list
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