Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome
when a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an ent-ty that is a shareholder. people with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.
from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
dear john a smith, shareholder:
enclosed please find our latest annual report.
with best regards,
john a smith (the same guy as the recipient)
ceo
secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: “this guy has corporate multiple personality syndrome.”
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