corporate pedophilia
refers to the s-xualization of pre-sixteen year-olds by marketeers to sell records. see britney spears in ‘hit me baby one more time’.
originates from ‘branded: the buying and selling of teenagers’ by alissa quart.
corporate pedophilia is so uncool, man.
(n.) when big buisnesses in the tv/movies/music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making s-xy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. often times, instead of imitation, they’ll use actual children.
the olsen twins, hilary duff, and britney spears in schoolgirl outfits! yeah! alright! s-xy corporate pedophila at it’s best! yee-ha!
(psyche.)
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