corporate pimp


a person who works as the owner and/or administrative leader of a capitalist and/or fascist company. see also corporate underpimp.
corporate pimps not only reap the larger payoff from their wh-r-s’ dealings with customers, they also usually mount them themselves as a means of maintaining their dominant status.

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