CorporateTube
a website once known as ‘youtube’ that claimed anyone in the world could “broadcast” themselves freely without being a subject to consumer-related pander. this once innocent and playful website has since morphed into an extravagant sell-out and media vehicle of shameless marketing executives. users are now forced to constantly press ‘f5’ or close the ‘ad box’ whenever they (try) to watch a video.
“oh you want to subject me to an ad? i’ll never buy this product and i won’t watch it. that will show corporatetube.” -hits f5 and it doesn’t work- “fuuuuuuuuu-”
-sits back to watch video on full screen- … five seconds later… “f-cking ad box!”
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