a person who has an unhealthy obsession with a person they have never met in person, only via the internet. generally goes hand in hand with being salty over that person rejecting their advances.
bobbeh is a m*ssive corprat; he tried to trick me into docking with him but i told him i wasn’t into it.
*ssterixis is lack of *ss in a man’s life. it’s when a guy isn’t getting anything and it is deadly. the only cure is 🍑 he has been suffering from *ssterixis for the last two years
crusty black sc*m that devours whole pigs by ripping their t**ts off. a zello goes for a big female pig due to the immense attraction to its weight. man, that zello killed my pig! it ripped it’s t**ts off and everything. !!!
- trap season
time to hustle, work hard, and get money boy: im so tired of being broke friend: you already know its trap season time to work hard boy: thats a bet
- meat blunt
filthy sounding slang for a single slim jim eaten by multiple people in sequence. the way you two are p*ssing that slim jim around makes it look like a meat blunt.