corpse bride


in the process of getting a bl-wj-b, you put ice cubes in the mouth of the person giving the bl-wj-b to give the sensation of getting a bl-wj-b from a corpse.
dude, you hear that howie made his girlfriend give him a corpse bride?
tim burton’s most recent (sept. 2005) film, in which he employs stop-motion, one of the most arduous processes in film-making. the plot is based on a jweish-russian folktale in which betrothed man jokingly recites his wedding vows and places the ring on a stick-life form, which happens to be a dead woman’s finger, thus she comes back to life and claims that they are lawfully wedded. wow i sound so pro… anyway it’s a great film by a mesmerizing genius with fantastic music by danny elfman. the characters and their portrayals are wondeful, as well as the storyline. go see it! it’s tim burton’s!
patti: i wanna see corpse bride! let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!
alex: fine, we will, baby…
a tim burton movie coming out september 23rd 2005. the animations are like the nightmare before christmas. sure to be awesome!!
joe: dude wanna go see corpse bride september 23rd?

jim: duh!!
a woman who is silent and maintains a p-ssive expression throughtout s-xual intercourse. particularly applies to a woman who is a virgin bride on a honeymoon.
i feel sorry for john – he was really looking forward to sh-gging martha for the first time last night, until he found out she was a corpse bride.

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