Corridor scale
much alike hogging, this is a judgement on the size of a splosher your no standards, man-wh-r- flatmate has brought back home after a night out. it is simply out of ten – the greater the number the harder it is for her to fit down the corridor of your sh-tty student flat ie. a ten may require grease or a pole.
“oh sh-t tom’s bagged a large girl. she must be an eight on the corridor scale. fetch the b-tter or i’m not gonna be able to get out the front door for work.”
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