corsaired
to get corsaired: when one looks good on paper and gets interviews for a job, but completely fails to convert a single interview into a job offer due to a lack of personality or social skills. especially used in context of on-campus interviews for post-graduation recruiting, whether for college, law school, business school, graduate school, job fairs, or anywhere one has the opportunity to interview with multiple employers for entry-level positions.
a: “what are you doing after graduation?”
b: “i don’t know yet…still looking for jobs.”
a: “i thought you had a lot of interviews? that sucks.”
b: “i don’t know what happened. i’m graduating summa c-m laude, too”
a: “what happened is you got cosaired.”
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x: “do i come off as socially awkward to you?”
y: “no…why do you ask?”
x: “well i have a few interviews coming up and i’m afraid of getting corsaired.”
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