Corteezy


a man who possesses a very large p-n-s, listens to the best kinds of music, and kicks -ss at any kind of sport. he is said to bang men and women, because he is so cool and so good in bed that everyone wants him.

a cort–zy’s natural habitat is one surrounded by pokemon, or some other form of imaginary creatures. he tends to hunt his prey with his all mighty light saber skills, and making them bow before him.
“holy sh-t, that cort–zy just kicked the sh-t out of that charizard!”
“did you see that cort–zy with the light saber!?”
“that cort–zy had a huge p-n-s”

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