Cortlend
a being seemingly close to being g-dlike with many of its features notably its reproductive organs in which tend to be the very same as g-d’s himself.
alot of theologists tend to argue the birthplace of such a being but it has still remained a mystery since the beginning of time.
it tends to be in a very broad and muscular shape with a very attractive charm and looks to the opposing s-x.
for reasons beyond explanation there is not much else known about such people and is all that is known.
person 1: “have you ever felt such a g-dlike presence”
person 2: “i feel that too, but what living thing could have such a thing?”
person 1:” it has to be a cortlend, although i always thought that was a myth”
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