Corvette logic
arrogant psychological projection by corvette owners. they make an average of $90,000+ a year and -ssume teens with civics or other economical import are ignorant for not buying a corvette or 500hp mustang. for some reason they have the delusional thought that a 17 year old working at wal-mart or auto zone can afford a $55,000 uninsurable car that gets 16 mpg @ 3.55 a gallon. they claim these teens spent 50 grand on their civics but really most are just 3000 dollar cars with a loud m-ffler, cr-ppy wing and a k&n air filter.
these guys are usually the same -ssholes that think everyone not on a cr-ppy harley-davidson wants one.
corvette frank: when are going to get rid of that ricer and get a corvette.
teenager: that’s a typical vette owners corvette logic. i’ll get one when mcdonalds starts paying $120,000 a year. dude i could not pay your insurance rates and you are 58.
corvette frank: back in my day i had a 1965 pontiac gto 389/360hp
teenager: let me know when gas h-ts 29 cents a gallon again and maybe i’ll get one.
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