i don’t know what the h-ll this is, but i thought i’d have fun just putting down a cr-ppy definition.
is this a person or something????
james: look as marissa, she’s doin a cory lind ova there!
joshua: what the f-ck is a cory lind?
james: beats me, but whatever it is, marissa is rockin it.
joshua: oh my frickin gosh, james!! you are such a dumb-ss at its finest.
- oh my actual
a (uk) shortening of “oh my actual god!” sometimes used to indicate that you were so surprised that you could not finish the full phrase. popularized by stephen fry, on the tv game-show q.i. “oh my actual… just been told i did my whole first two scenes with reading gl-sses round my neck. shame-making …” […]
- trump handshake
noun. when a small-handed man, who became rich from borrowing millions of dollars from his dad, stiffing contractors, filing bankruptcies, and gaming the tax code to avoid paying any income tax, grabs a woman in the p—y because he foolishly believes his wealth gives him a free p-ss to do whatever he wants to a […]
a s-xual orientation were you are only attracted to ashton irwin from 5 seconds of summer. person: oh my gawd did you see calum today, he looked so hot . me: so sorry, but i’m a irwins-xual.
person who takes way to long to reply… kate: so what did he say? jan: he’s ftextiquette… kate: oh to bad….
kendrik is the sweetest guy ever. any girl would be lucky to be at his side. he is a strong, protecter and knows how to make a girl feel loved and safe. kendrik is a man who will always be successful at anything he does..the perfect family man…and best of all, swag for days and […]