corybybee
a person named cory that is near a bee. this individual also has characteristics that include, but are not limited to man-b–bs, small p-n-s, usually works in a bank, kinda weasel-ish in the face, is obsessed with updating facebook multiple times a day with random sports statistics pulled straight off sportcenters homepage in a desperate attempt to convince his male friends and himself that he is not a h-m-s-xual.
dude: “hey stop checkin’ out facebook, yur corybybee!!!!”
cory: “thanks brother, the last thing i need is more swelling in my chest!”
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