Cosmetic Vaginery


a procedure where an older lady, or boiler if you will, might have some excess p-ss flappery trimmed in order to make her v-g-n- appear more attractive to a much younger and willing partc-p-nt. otherwise known as l-b–plasty.
geez maureen, you look trim, taught and terrific since that cosmetic vaginery and beard trim. you might want to choose a younger name though so they don’t get suss on how old you really are.

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