Cosmic Shortcake
when you f-ck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. the strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.
bernard madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of cosmic shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, hank because he f-cked over so many people.
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