Cosmo Kramer
the god of all that is holy. the man that can get whatever he wants including females. someone that you aspire to be. the mr. cool of the 90’s and arguably the funniest character ever on tv.
yo, that cosmo kramer is a real -ssman.
i wish i was like cosmo kramer.
character in seinfeld. said to be so charasmatic that he has had children named after him. in fact, if you know a cosmo, he was probably created in honor of cosmo kramer
cosmo: cosmo kramer was named after me!
friend: we all know that’s not true because everyone named cosmo was created as a tribute to kramer.
cosmo: sorry, you are right
someone who stumbles over themselves on a regular basis. someone who is not well dressed, or shaven. has money, but no one knows why. similar to the character in sienfeld. someone who doesn’t really have a job. eager to trip, spit, snort, and act out in a foolish mannor.
spock totally just pulled a cosmo kramer. he totally just tripped and fell on the ground. he fell on a huge pile of dog sh-t and just kept on walking like nothing happened.
tim just cosmo kramerd. he ate his own bugers and thought no one saw it.
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