cosmopolitician
a person in political office who also poses for a spread in cosmopolitan magazine.
scott brown is the first cosmopolitician to be elected senator in the state of m-ssachusetts.
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a drunk who thinks he knows everything, specifically, one who has a few drinks, and then thinks he or she knows the solution to all the world’s problems.
–a couple of drunks argue politics at the bar–
bartender 1: “you give them a few drinks and they think they know everything.”
bartender 2: “we’ve got a room full of cosmopoliticians.”
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