cost per fuck
cost per f-ck. this was explained to me back in the 1990’s in newport beach, california. say a cute young girl is dating a rich old man. he takes her to dinner a few nights a week, buys her gifts like jewelry and a car, they go on vacations, he pays her rent, etc. you total up how much he has spent on her then divide it by how many times they have s-x. that becomes the cost per f-ck. it also works for married people. some married couples don’t have any s-x at all.
how much money is spent divided by s-x. that becomes cost per f-ck
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