Costa Bitch
(also works with starbucks b-tch etc, whatevers local)
the chick in your office you ask/coerce/bully into doing a run to the local coffee shop in her break
i want costa, where’s my costa b-tch? lydia stop closing emails you haven’t actioned and go get some creamy coolers.
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