Costcosis
the commonly held suburban delusion that you really will buy just that one thing at costco.
sorry honey, i planned to just buy socks, but i fell ill with costcosis and ended up buying a new jacket, vaccuum cleaner, food processor, and tv.
a condition in which a costco shopper on a random shopping trip will purchase bulk items not needed but are blinded by the deal despite the large quant-ty that will not be used.
witness: “that guy must be suffering from costcosis. his cart has a 3-pack of 20lb tubs of mayo.”
person suffering from costcosis: “that’s a good price for a 3-pack of 20lb tubs of mayo.”
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