Cotblock
to prevent someone from getting sleep.
cotblocking is rude.
he was a jerk so i cotblocked him.
you know why ted missed the meeting this morning? …i cotblocked him last night.
v.
to prevent your roommate from obtaining s-xual gratification by forcing the b-tch in his bed to sleep on a cot.
n.
the act or instance of cot blocking.
“don’t ever cot block me again, you -sshole.”
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