Cottage Grove, MN
a surburban town that is extremely boring unless you know the right people. it is a farming community also, and the high school has a very high pregnancy rate. most kids end up doing drugs in middle school because they are so bored but stop once they get a car.
person 1: i’m so excited to go to mexico for spring break!
person 2: fml, i have to stay in cottage grove, mn.
person 3: wanna go get high at kingston?
person 2: why the f-ck not? let’s go.
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