Cottleston Pie


a pie that is mentioned by winnie the pooh bear in his philosophical piece, the tao of pooh. used by him as a response to various riddles including, “why does a chicken, i don’t know why.” so use this as an answer to anything.
example: joe- how do you use these condoms?
mary- cottleston, cottleston, cottleston pie.

teacher- what is the square root of 56.9?
student- cottleston pie.

dood- what is the meaning of life, the universe,
and everything?
me- 42 cottleston pies.

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