COTUS
acronym for center of the universe syndrome.
on a crowded sidewalk, she just stopped dead in her tracks, with no thought for anyone around or behind her, to answer her cell phone. what a cotus!
he spent 15 minutes at the drive thru window, just chatting away, not the least bit concerned with those of us who only have an hour for lunch. he’s suffering from a serious cotus.
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an acronym for child of the universe.
don’t f-ck with these people unless you like to loose.
“who is that amazing human?”
“oh that’s cotu, he/she is a wicked amazing s-xy genius.”
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