couch hopper
1. someone who is couch hopping
2. someone who perpetually couch hops
3. a mooch
4. a charismatic b-m
that guy is a total couch hopper. he can never hold down a job. and whenever he has a girlfriend, he just lives with her until she gets tired of his sh-t. then, he starts calling a different friend every few days for a place to stay.
a person who is down on her luck (or just doesn’t like living at her permanent residence), but has so many good friends that she will never be homeless because she can sleep on a different couch every night of the month
i am a professional couch hopper; hotel rooms are for amateurs or rich folk not poor college students with lots of amazing friends.
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