Couch Locked
pats tense. see couchlock
man we were couchlocked for hours after the smoke session.
standard has been: “super stoned and not wanting to move anywhere.”
actual is, super stoned, feeling the connection, and don’t want to break it. those that know, know.
observer: “man, steve is stoned and just couch locked.”
steve (thinks): i love this connection, there is absolutely nothing that is going to keep me away from it. i don’t care what they think.
observer: “man, that is why i like the mental stage, because getting the connection is boring”
steve (thinks): yep, most of you do. and you are missing the best part of the stone!
g-d chimes in: steve, just sitting in the connection is not the goal. the message must be delivered ‘it is me!’
steve (thinks) what? goes down into mental and starts playing the mind games.
g-d (thinks) – sh-t! this is going to be harder than i think.
when sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.
guy: “hey dude, we’re going on a beer run. you coming?”
guy 2: “what? oh, no man i don’t even wanna move. this couch is comfy as f-ck.”
guy 3 to guy 1: “yeah, he always gets couch locked. i told him not to sit down!”
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