a person with no permanent residence, who appeals to the sympathy of people who do not want to see the person officially homeless and on the streets, but who refuses to take advice or work to change their situation, att*tude or actions in any meaningful way. they move from couch to couch, (house to house) staying until they either wear out their welcome or the homeowners rules become to burdensome. really onerous and over the line rules like “clean up after yourself” or “if you can’t contribute with $ right now, how about some housework?” or “stop playing online games all day and fbooking all day and look for a job!”
man, i thought i could help john, but he is just a couch lounger!
how long you gonna let that couch lounger hang out at your crib eating your grub?
is john still at your house? no that couch lounger split when i told him he had to wash dishes and do laundry for his rent! he called his uncle and whined to him about sleeping under a bridge and now he is lounging on his uncles couch!
- syrup tapper
someone who sticks a pine cone in their *ss and m*st*rb*t*s. yo, that dude josh? he’s a real syrup tapper. that fool smells like the pine sol lady combined with greek wine.
- big d*ck personality
when a guys personality would lead you to *ssume that they have a big d*ck. “i was really disappointed at how small it was when he whipped it out because he had such a big d*ck personality.”
- david chong
david chong is a lowlife with no friends. he thinks he is everyone’s best friend. he loves beyblades and rubiks cube. is such a nerd and always thinks he can get away with things and talk sh*t about people. dont be a david chong! dont be a david chong!
- rule 816
1. if you multiplied your way up from rule 34…congratulations! you’ve wasted your time and are probably not in school. 2. a complete waste of one’s f*cking time. ex.1 kid 1: hey man, did you do the homework from last night? kid 2: nah bro, hopped on u.d. and did the old rule 816! ex.2 […]