couch-parked
when you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. you are couch-parked.
“yo, can you go get some chips? i’ve got the munchies”
“sorry bro… i’m way too stoned. totally couch-parked.”
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