couch trick
a method of using your couch cushions for s-x. take a small plastic sandwich baggy (no ziploc) and coat the inside liberally with personal lubricant. then take a small towel and soak it in warm to semi-hot water then wring it out. fold the towel and wrap it around the sandwich baggie with the open end facing out. stuff the warm towel and baggy between the couch cushions and go for it.
man i was so h-rny last night and she wasn’t around so i used the couch trick. it was awesome.
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