Couching Out
to repay a small amount of money borrowed from a friend years after it was initially promised to be paid back. payment methods include, but are not limited to: coupons, change found in the couch cushions, excuses, making the friend drive 30 miles to collect $5 and a buy one get one steak and shake coupon, asking you for part of a payment back for rent because of a miscalculation, etc…
btw, david couch, i’m still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, b-tch! you couching out b-st-rd!
david calls ryan and promises that he has $75 to make as a payment on a $500 loan from ryan. he asks ryan to drive to the junction (j2, an under-21 club). ryan drives over eagerly expecting $75.
david: hey…sorry i don’t have all the money right now. we can go in and hang out for a bit. also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free now & laters at sh-ll.
ryan: what happened to the $75?
david: sorry man. i had to make a payment on my girlfriend’s fake t-tties. i had to make them two handfuls.
ryan: i had a feeling you’d be couching out on me.
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