cougar bimbo
a cougar bimbo is an older, often married woman who enjoys going out and finding much younger men to have s-x with. she often has platinum blonde hair, always has big fake t-ts and usually has other cosmetic surgery. she always wears obscenely short mini skirts, usually without panties… tiny crop tops and never wears a bra. always making sure her nipples are visible as she walks down the street wiggling her -ss. she’s constantly bringing home college-age boys and letting them do whatever they want to her sl-tty plastic body. grunting and moaning as they use her f-ck holes.
kathy walked into the college bar wearing her shortest mini skirt and 6-inch f-ck me pumps. she knew all the young men could see her -ss and when she sat down she made sure she flashed her shaved p-ssy. her tiny crop-top barely covered her big fake t-ts. she smiled at the boys staring at her… it didn’t take long for one of them to buy her a drink. 10 minutes later she was in the back seat of his car with her legs in the air and his naked c-ck pumping her married p-ssy. she begged him to shoot his c-m inside her. he called her a filthy wh-r- as he shot his load deep in her married c-nt… as soon as he was done she was ready to look for the next young man to give her what she needs. kathy can’t help it, she loves young c-ck so much. she’s just a cougar bimbo
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