cougar commander
the pride lioness amongst other cougars (see middle aged women who are on the prowl), typically identified by statements of authority over others, especially men of significantly lesser age or other cougars. when challenged the cougar commander will typically make an example of her current challenger with aggressive emasculation.
“compared to (insert common cougars name here) she’s like… the cougar commander” “holy sh-t cougar commander just wrecked tom”
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