Cougar Mover


1. songs commonly played at clubs that are sure fire ways to get the high waisted jeans, fake t-ts, and 80’s hair off the wall and into the crotch of some guy in his early 20’s.

2. a delight to the drunk and desperate, and a nightmare to every god fearing mother’s son.
no-fail cougar movers are: bust a move, i love rock and roll, anything by aerosmith and most things by acdc

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