cougar mud sprinkler
it is the act of renting a house in a b-m f-cked town of inbreds. during a routine rental house inspection the real estate agent comes round and turns out to be a f-cking hot cougar in need of a good pummelling in the v-g-n-l region by the two male tenants. the hot cougar gets quite randy and procedes to take one of the male tenants to thier bathroom to checkout the so called leaky tap in the bathroom. unable to control the urge to keep her clothes on, the cougar rips her gear off to unleash her m-ssive norks and perfectly maintained p-ssy to the male tenant.upon her request to fulfil her s-xual desires you procede to sh-t all over her chest as she lies on the floor. the cougar then procedes to use the solid part of the sh-t to use upon herself as a d-ld- in her -ss. while d-ld-ing herself with solid part the sh-t she manages to catch the runnier part of the sh-t with a tupperware container. supplying the cougar withy a large straw she can now suck the runny left6 over sh-t into her mouth use the runny sh-t to push out through her gappy drug ridden f-cked teeth all over your b-lls as you jack off to her dirty s-x activities
hey ball bag you would’nt guess what happened the other day. i had a rental property inspection and things got out of hand. the hot real estate agent cougar gave me the cougar mud sprinkler. f-ck man there has been rental property inspection every week since.
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