Cougology


the study of cougars and cougar hunting and spitting game to them, those who pick up hotter older women and are good at it are cougologoists and are experts in cougology, but only if the women are hot.
cougar hunter: hey homie im trying to pick up on some cougars at my local bar elliot’s where a bunch of cougs hang out but i dont know what to say.

cougologist: no problem homie lets have some shots at my pad and i’ll give you a lesson in cougology so you can spit mad game, then we’ll both go down there, im down for some cougar hunting tonight.

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